Top 5 Ways To Tell You Are Running A Lot of Trails:
#5 - You are sporting at least 1 open wound – Scratch, Blister, or Gash (Bruises count too)
#4 - Your Road Shoes are looking more & more shiny everyday
#3 - You have at least 1 toe-nail that has gone goth (aka, the dreaded Black Nail)
#2 - Your quads have grown such that wearing “skinny” jeans is now impossible.
#1 - Your Ankles are covered in “Perma-Dirt”. The kind of grime you need a power-washer to remove.
Good to know others get the perma-dirt. In the summer you can pretend that the line it leaves above your socks is a tan line. The toe perma-dirt is the hardest to get off though.
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